The Mythical Cracks Appear On Schedule.
The Oddest thing that has to be the biggest irony the British nation has ever had to face is not on any schedule, list or agenda. And this little known fact could well cause considerable mirth and frivolity north of the border. Now is that crack a sign from the almighty over the great divide in the Highlander lowlanders schism. Now now stop cackling to yerselves its just not polite. But all joking aside awe well what the hell infer a penny in fir a poond.
Some time ago in the history of the mainland archipelago island in the once great British isles the divide was once a northern catholic nation with its own royal lineage and an aggressive envious southern divide that was invaded by German protestants. To illustrate this it is best seen as Catholics produced a sturdy female lineage also known as a matriarchy, while the southern cousins produced a patriarchy or good male line. Then to consolidate a union one Scottish king was welcomed into the southern lineage, an isn’t it funny in this day and age when we can look back in time to look at effective lineages to when kings were so bad in the lineage that they were discarded in any old car park and left to rot. It has a further point of irony when you realise that the strongest and best rulers of the line have all been women. Hmmmmmm begs the question doesn’t it. Fae a nation of quinies that sent 100 tae Kay Adams, where are the 100 men then, ow aye nae pittin yer heed above the parapit then, is that feet a hear shufflin and is that the humble as the mumble as they fumble the baw, jist on paper then.
And could that be why the bridge is cracking up at the irony. Just as a matter of interest has anyone had a selfy with this mythical crack. Jist askin so am ir jist askin min keep the heed the baws comin get ready fir it.